so part of my desperation to get the lady back into the states was to call an old friend of mine from my college days. the last time we spoke a couple of years ago, he had told me that he was going to be an immigration lawyer and i sorta internally laugh because i would never envision that he would be a lawyer much less specializing in immigration laws! anyway, after a couple minutes of the quick mandotory what you been up to these days, we got back into the chase of our friendship without skipping […]

12 hours later and 2 bad airplane meals and i am in the land of the hobbits. it’s way too early to tell how cool the place can be because i just hung out with the lady and had a yummy breakfast when i landed. so, my trip was supposed to be a surprise but her brother sorta busted up the secret. he picked me up from the port and mention that she had some sort of woman intutition about me coming. and course the lady tells me later that he accidently spilled the beans and was […]

blame it on my french porn star. he found the plane ticket for me and said it was a sign. there are many signs that could have been intrepretted as good or bad. but i am not sure what push me over. maybe it was the conversation i had with her the other night about what I would do if things had some logical sense. like i would have gone down there if i knew she could get on the plane with me. but i knew that wasn’t the case but the point is love isn’t logical […]

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what happens when two guys hanging out with MJ watch the ‘joy luck club’? not your average jockey boys but the crazy ones that everyone laughs at but grudingly respect! ha ha. the crazy landlord and his favorite son. well, let’s not get that silly but it was pretty fucking funny when we’re both laughing at heads off because it would have been unstoppable laugther if we were actually crying to the tear jerking scenes. it was almost sick in a metaphyiscal way because you have all these social constructs working against each other to control the […]