_seducation sensors on hi alert _determine to debunk me i always dread going to these high society parties where these socialites winkle or demeaningly request me to photograph them. naturally, i play along smile, make funny jokes because they all love orange as a brand. it’s sort of nice overhearding people say, ‘these guys rock, watch out – he’s a good photographer’. it sorta gives you more lead way in doing weird shit to fuck with them. anyway, tonight was extra funny because it’s the bachelors of san franciso annual fundraiser. don’t you love how rich people […]

_girls are sucidial i know woman kind doesn’t always necessary equate to evils beings that i would like them but they do have their moments. my attitude towards woman tend to a bit bipolar, depending on how much the pull of the path is influencing me. i like to waste a couple minutes of my day browsing the online personals, just to entertain myself more with what’s out there then seriously try to make anything happen on of these online things. i’ve had my fair share of blind dates and they’re pretty silly conceptually. luckily my job […]

_not normally this funny but still adorable if i were to make a generalization about swedish women, i would say they’re allllright. i meet two of of them in the past 6 months and i must say, i do enjoy their charm. as matter of fact, maybe it has nothing to do with them being swedish but maybe ‘european’ ladies all have this innate qaulity. highly doubtful but not 100% chaos thereory either. so, i continue to venture down the path of professional taboos. if i was the supposed woman ‘hater’ that i joke about, i should […]