{"id":668,"date":"2006-02-13T16:46:28","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T00:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/?p=668"},"modified":"2014-12-31T23:32:45","modified_gmt":"2015-01-01T07:32:45","slug":"flowers-for-the-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/?p=668","title":{"rendered":"flowers for the stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_9676.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jack.orangephotography.com\/archives\/assets\/2006\/02\/IMG_9676.jpg?resize=300%2C450&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_9682.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jack.orangephotography.com\/archives\/assets\/2006\/02\/IMG_9682.jpg?resize=300%2C450&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_9686.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jack.orangephotography.com\/archives\/assets\/2006\/02\/IMG_9686.jpg?resize=300%2C450&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i got flowers today from smurfette 3.44 and i explicitly told her that it was improper to express such foolishness. alas, woman never listen to me and i don&#8217;t listen to them so it all works out at the end. sure i apprecaite it but it&#8217;s better spent feeding the kids than stroking my ego. god bless them all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i got flowers today from smurfette 3.44 and i explicitly told her that it was improper to express such foolishness. alas, woman never listen to me and i don&#8217;t listen to them so it all works out at the end. sure i apprecaite it but it&#8217;s better spent feeding the kids than stroking my ego. god bless them all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[23],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-relationships"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pb4m0Z-aM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5687,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions\/5687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}