{"id":509,"date":"2004-03-28T19:49:05","date_gmt":"2004-03-29T03:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/?p=509"},"modified":"2004-03-28T19:49:05","modified_gmt":"2004-03-29T03:49:05","slug":"rules-of-attraction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/?p=509","title":{"rendered":"rules of attraction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>apparently, i am begining to look like the untidy french intellectual type that i&#8217;ve been dying to achieve since my paris trip. too bad i don&#8217;t have the smell or attitude to live up to the stereotype. maybe i can work on the smell part but it&#8217;s going to be a while become i can become as cynical as my english wanking buddy in montemarte.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nnaturally, all this reengineering is leading up to some sort of game where i am about as clueless as a teenager. but ironically that&#8217;s the charm that is getting me in trouble these days. it all started last august during a photo shoot for the show that we were putting together. it seems like an isolated incident enough at that point in time but i am getting an erriely feeling that it may be an reoccuring theme in my life here on out. so at this juncture, i am a bit baffled about how to deal with this game given my over intellectual tendancies. on one level, it&#8217;s easy to make conversation and go along with it all but there&#8217;s something deeper about this process that bugging the shit out of me. naturally, it&#8217;s about me than the evil forces that will try to snare me into the web of reproduction. once i figure out what&#8217;s the 2 second punch line with my &#8216;problem&#8217;, i will be sure to publish it all over the internet so that the evil forces shall never reign without fear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>apparently, i am begining to look like the untidy french intellectual type that i&#8217;ve been dying to achieve since my paris trip. too bad i don&#8217;t have the smell or attitude to live up to the stereotype. maybe i can work on the smell part but it&#8217;s going to be a while become i can become as cynical as my english wanking buddy in montemarte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23],"tags":[40],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pb4m0Z-8d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}