so part of my desperation to get the lady back into the states was to call an old friend of mine from my college days. the last time we spoke a couple of years ago, he had told me that he was going to be an immigration lawyer and i sorta internally laugh because i would never envision that he would be a lawyer much less specializing in immigration laws! anyway, after a couple minutes of the quick mandotory what you been up to these days, we got back into the chase of our friendship without skipping a beat.<\/p>\n
back in the days when i was a young and naive boy, my godfather introduce me into the world of Mary Jane. being a fellow short asian brother, we hit it off pretty well in the computer labs that we used to work together. the funny thing that he even remember the time when I made a secretive announcemnt of the all the computer’s speakers and scare the shit out of the customers by saying ‘stop jerking off!”. those were the good old days when it was fun to use technology to just fuck around with people’s head. anyway, my buddy was determined to make sure that i got a proper loving with Mary Jane and made me cough numerous times on many different occasions. so, i must admit, i owe my enjoyment of her company because of my godfather! anyway, he’s once of the few asian brothers that is cool as he is smart. besides being a lawyer, he has his own day time job of computer consulting and then at night he plays the saxophone like mad. he actually wants to play the sax full time for a living and i am all for that but it’s quite cool when you can lead all these diverse alternate lifestyles. keeps you from getting bored. anyway, he’s willing to help me out with this case for a nominal fee – a basket of frutis from california’s finest selection. we may even have to fly down to las vegas to celebrate in style if all things go half according to plan. i may have to name my first son after him but he would make a good godfather for the kids nonetheless!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
so part of my desperation to get the lady back into the states was to call an old friend of mine from my college days. the last time we spoke a couple of years ago, he had told me that he was going to be an immigration lawyer and i sorta internally laugh because i would never envision that he would be a lawyer much less specializing in immigration laws! anyway, after a couple minutes of the quick mandotory what you been up to these days, we got back into the chase of our friendship without skipping […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23],"tags":[40],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pb4m0Z-5Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jack.orangephotography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}